Today is my birthday and I’m ending the day feeling like a satisfied, sleepy sloth, gently being carried away by a bagillion balloons!
— William Nicholson, Shadowlands (via observando)
can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
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Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394
GOD BLESS THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM, I SWEAR!